March 06
We here at the TP are proud to announce our inaugural MySpace Tard of the Week, Craig, who is a baffingly endowed porn-star, chess wunderkind, HTML guru, gifted musician, but not — and I can’t make this any clearer — a pathological liar. Be sure to check out his musical projects, Craig Sings and Alias God, the latter of which indicates no lack of self-esteem on young Craig. It’s also incumbent upon you to listen to Alias God’s “MySpace Diss,” which is as self-indicative a song as any of the online-rivalry oeuvre. Magical. Juuust magical.
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aaron, u r much cuter than him!!!
Ooh! I couldn’t stay on his rap page very long, as I’m sure many of you weren’t, but it turns out his digits is 719-659-3396. Did anyone listen long enough to figure out if he calls them out in his songs like Mike Jones? Let’s see … he’s a porn star html guru.
“Seven one nine, six five nine, three three ninety six /
I’ll stick your chick or fix your disk /
I was born in 1996″
Second thought, I was just listening to Craig Sings, and I think he’s autistic. We should stop making fun of him.
hahahe, no hes still worth making fun of. i mean look at him!
He is the perfect example of a pathological narcissist. Check it out.
It’s almost so perfect that I think it might be some kind of elaborate piece of performance art. Or maybe not.
I wish you fuckers would get out of my city.
Thankfully, as soon as I develop this nerve gas, I, mayor of Colorado Springs, will be able to destroy all of you mindless sheep.
haha, no fucking way is aaron cuter than craig
trust me, i’ve met craig before in person, his voice is way better than that on an actual microphone, and he’s fucking hott.
actualy… i’ve met him a few times at the bar, is is a good singer , i’ve also …unfortunately… seen proof that he’s in porn movies, i’ve played chess with him and he really is amazing..
granted he can be flaky… he’s not lying with a lot of that shit
Thanks for the free press.
Now, I will punch in some links
http://www.myspace.com/macrohard
http://www.myspace.com/asiankungfugenerationmusic
http://www.myspace.com/aliasgod
http://www.myspace.com/spikyhair
http://groups.myspace.com/craigownscolorado
http://www.myspace.com/craigsings
Sure, there you go, run the gamut