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May 06



You really can’t make shit like this up: Lynn Hefley, wife of CD-5 US Rep Joel Hefley, contributed a recipe to the Colorado Federation of Republican Women’s Cookbook called: “Tunnel of Fudge Cake”.

See for yourself:

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7 Responses to “Lynn Hefley’s “Tunnel of Fudge Cake”!”

  1. JE Pfeffinator on May 22nd, 2006 5:15 pm

    Holy crap! 3 sticks of butter and 6 eggs??! Pre-made frosting mix? No thanks, I’ll have my heart attack the old-fashioned way…

  2. joe k on May 25th, 2006 6:05 pm

    please give nude pictures of brian nemeth
    and aaron retka.

    i am writing with heart or will love and want to see this through to the other side. if i don’t see their cocfks soon i will have to hide inside of someplace where goblins have been lurking., blue goblins with fucked up eyes lthat are like nighmares. Show their cosks now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. joey - a major earthquake tomorrow/predication. promise. on May 26th, 2006 7:01 pm

    WHATTTT??? No cocks?? I need those cocks NOW or I will do what I will not do!!!!!!!!!! I {as a sodomite [who is indifferent, by the way, and cannot enjoy it, ceteris paribus. I mean, nepenthe is probably opium, and I always awake in struggles and cry aloud: “I will sleep no more.” I need thoe cocks. So it was clear hyaline after all! I ask the other people in my head: do you hear the demons concealed under the earth preparing to reveal the two, flaming messianic signs (which I suspect will take the ominous shape of severed heads – my own and yours)? Or are my/your attempts to shake off the weight of our tormentor convulsive?] I have stumbled unexpectedly upon my daily preoccupation: the AIDS inside me. Poison not my own. Increasing the length of pause after each part of the sentence, in a quavering accented voice. One of the Grand Shaykhs of the Shadhuli said, “I saw in a dream something that differed from the scholars, when Allah says: Kaf Ha Ya ‘Ayn Sad. (saw). (and). (sees).” There will be a major earthquake tomorrow, or perhaps two days from now. (saw) diaphanous skin. Jesus’ skin a crucifixion love letter with puncture marks. He forgives me for ploughing virgin ass-holes. We like music, as I suppose you guys do, because it accents the very void in our hollow limbs.}have no sense of humor. More like no vitreous humor, amirite?

  4. asitype this - prediction -joe on May 26th, 2006 7:06 pm

    okay!!!!!!! it’s war. I am sticking a tight pin into my p-hole and my a-holes and my skin. Fine!!!!!!!!!!! So you say no !!! jesus pictures Aaron and brian’s naked bodies in a treehouse tied down with chicken wire. The ribbon. the metonymic object is a presence (naked cock) sometimes it is an absence (engendering distress). Modes of wacking, racking and wracking. not to mention wanking. GIMME pics now!!!!!!!!!!! Octave comes to, after fainting, All of a sudden his miseries, and my own, were clear: one does not die of pain, I am a dead man at this moment.

  5. ohnononononononon-joe death died, now alive. on May 26th, 2006 7:14 pm

    self-cannibalism. auto-anal-knife-rape.

    please please please post those pics of naked brian and aaron asap. thanx. !

  6. Whore Vidal on May 30th, 2006 9:47 am

    Joe,

    Please refer to our just-launched websieeete, http://www.briannemethandaaronretkatotallyshowingtheircocks.com. I think you’ll be pleased.

  7. democracy-lover on May 30th, 2006 10:06 pm

    2 years ago, the local Dems gave us a 32nd-degree Mason (Fred Hardee) to run against Hefley. Now Hefley’s retiring, and they give us this!

    http://fawcett911.us

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