Donnie Davies Fag Club

January 07



I know it’s going to come as a shock, but the Donnie Davies video that Aaron posted below is NOT a parody, despite the fact that it’s an amazing parody (somebody call Jack Black about the biopic). Check out Donnie’s testimonial about how hard he’s struggled with the cock:

A lot of people have been asking me, “Where are you coming from, Donnie?” Well, I was hoping that in my song The Bible Says that I had made myself clear, but there is only so much you can say in a 3 minute song.

I am in fact a Reformed Homosexual and I’m trying to let people know that there is an escape from being Gay. By letting people know that “God hates a Fag” I am doing Gods work, I’m preaching.

When I was in highschool I kept having feelings for the boys I was in school with. Often I would let these feelings take over. I got into lots of trouble when I was Gay.

I stopped listening to secular music and started going to my fathers church services. I was so miserable, being gay, something had to happen. I found Jesus! I found Jesus and He showed me the way. The right way to live that is. Loving, Gods Way!

If you have any more questions about me, please ask. I’m happy to share more with you and give testimony.
Peace

Donnie Davies

Uh, I’m just gonna go ahead and officially start the Donnie Davies Fag Club. It’s also clear to me that, based on Donnie’s awesomeness, that he can be saved from the clutches of heterosexuality. To contact Donnie and let him know that good times and great gay sex await him, please send him a friend request and a message at myspace.com/donniedavies or email him at donniedavies@gmail.com, or AIM him at PastorDavies.

To be a member of the Donnie Davis Fag Club you can add the icon above to your blog sidebar or myspace page and we’ll get some pins and maybe even some t-shirts made up.

It’s not too late for Donnie! Please help him see that there IS a back door to heaven.

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Comments

12 Responses to “Donnie Davies Fag Club”

  1. darksandal on January 23rd, 2007 1:17 pm

    Or maybe it is a parody. How can it not be a parody!?

  2. Diann on January 23rd, 2007 1:48 pm

    I thought it was a SNL skit. Silly me.
    Kool-aid is next on the menu for this guy and his buddies.
    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  3. Jamie on January 24th, 2007 6:40 pm

    Seriously? It’s not a parody? But the whole thing seems so much like a parody! Like the music . . . Christian music is really easy to make fun of; all you need is a guitar and basic knowledge of three chords and you’re set. And the praying and hand-raising . . . How can it not be a parody? It totally seems like such an over-the-top act . . . Oh wait.

    I find this seriously embarassing.

  4. Matt on January 24th, 2007 10:03 pm

    It is a parody. Look at this video: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1807500763

    The video is by Donnie, and it is ripe full of irony.

    Granted, it still could be that this guy is really thick, and doesn’t realize what he’s saying… but I’m 99% sure that he’s mocking the whole “God Hates Fags” thing.

  5. JT on January 24th, 2007 10:23 pm

    Definitely, DEFINITELY a parody. Just oddly enough for the internet, really really good. I just emailed Donnie and suggested a “God Hates Pedophiles” vid but with like greasier hair. Fingers crossed!

  6. Sherman McCoy on January 24th, 2007 10:45 pm

    It’s parody, dude… So genius that it’s extremely hard to tell… look closely at his sites- Oscar Wilde a reformed homosexual? Cindy Lauper a “safe” non-gay-friendly performer?? (remember “True Colors”?) There’s so much more there that gives it away…

  7. Alex Steed on January 25th, 2007 10:54 am

    i agree with jt. ghostface is on the list of gay music, as well as eminem. eminem? because he sang with elton john (who is listed as “really gay”?) lauper’s appearance on queer as folk just gives it away. even absolutist christian conservatives can’t be this backwards about creating a safe music list.

  8. JT on January 25th, 2007 11:25 am

    eminem’s pretty gay.

  9. mags on January 25th, 2007 3:38 pm

    i say we start a campaign to get toby keith on the gay bands lis!

  10. Nomen Nescio on January 26th, 2007 12:36 pm

    It’s a parody. Besides, Cindy Lauper’s Sisters of Avalon album has the song Ballad of Cleo and Joe which is about how Joe the “working boy becomes a dancing queen.”

  11. CHELSEA on August 10th, 2007 3:34 pm

    i love gay people!! i support the gay!!! u people should love gay people there fun!! O YA ROBERT IS GAY!!

  12. Sarz on November 15th, 2007 2:35 am

    I come from New Zealand an I just saw a show on that man. I think him and his family are deeply disturbed an they need help! I really pitty them…they are just sad people

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