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January 07
Believe it or not, we don’t get much hate mail. But when we do, it’s usually along the lines of what follows. Note the rampant use of Yiddish derision from a self-proclaimed “guinny”! Please feel free to email him, especially if … well, you’ll find out at the end.
AF11302283@aol.com to me
Jan 1 (3 days ago)
You’re…friggin’ nuts AND a fag!
Noel Black to AF11302283
so what?
AF11302283@aol.com to me
SO GET BACK IN THE CLOSET, DUDE!
Noel Black to AF11302283
you seem to be the one in the closet, “AF11302283.”
AF11302283@aol.com to me
You freaking wish! newspeakmag, ya putz! Faggots are alright, in their place; THE BOTOM OF THE OCEAN! I put gays in the same class as pondscum! You dirtbag!
Noel Black to AF11302283
“Putz”! Wow, you’re a Jew?
I put homophobes who’re too scared to sign their names on their chickenshit emails in the same category as Ted Haggard: hypocritical closet cases.
Congratulations on your 70 IQ!
AF11302283@aol.com to me
No, I’m a guinny, ya fuck!
Spoken like a true fruit! Ya faaaaaag!
Sorry to disappoint you but on the Shipley Hartford scale I was tested at very above average, schmucko!
Noel Black to AF11302283
I love finding your email address in this forum: PA-NY-NJ Swingers Club!
You’re a fuckin shining example of Christian morality, eh “dork”?
AF11302283@aol.com to me
I never pretended to be, asshole! Go strap some springs on your feet ‘n bounce up and KISS MY ASS! Ya clown!
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Wow. I thought I wasn’t the swingin’ type but I’m reconsidering.
Well, at least we know he’s just into hatin’…must be kinda sad sacks for a dude to depend on dissin’ others in order to feel important. . .
yep indeedee. . .you can bet there’s a real big demand to play with his golden peepee. . .I’ll bet he paints his fingernails so he won’t think his hand is bein’ gay when he substitutes it for the lady he can’t have. . .
a guinea who can’t spell his own ethnic slur. What’s next, a padie?
His use of exclamation marks and “ya” is quite poetic. It reminds me of the gay Islamic poet Abu Nuwas:
Ya critic, relent!
Your hope for repentance
Will meet with disapppointment.
For this is the life,
Not desert tents,
Not guinea’s milk!
How can ya make the bed
Beside swinger’s palace?
Ya mad to expect repentance,
Tear your cliggin robe all you want;
I will never repent!
What is more poetic is his name. AF11302283- such a mystery! AF, does that stand for Air Force? Aaron Fatsapoli? Allen Fettucini? Who knows? And that number? A serial number given to him by the government? The number of times he has masturbated with his non-gay hand? Will we ever know?
One thing is for sure, ya are looking at the next great swinging gay poet!
Probably it is his Air Force ID number.
Soon to be entering the picture is a mysterious operation in Manitou (up the road from Adams) offering buffalo items. Tamales? buffalo. grinders? buffalo. cheesecake? arrrrhggh.
seems to be harkening back to some make believe times, but i am willing to check it out when it opens because they also offer olde thymes vegetarian tamales.
Secondly, has anyone tried the take out catering place on Colorado near La Petite Maison? It seems promising, but you know.
Awesome. I was meaning to respond to Senior Padraig’s elegy to the late Little Bangkok, but restaurant talk is totally the direction this conversation needed to go. fuckit.
I’m courting a rubbery chubby Tour Eiffel. I find myself champing at the bit for all of this Tim Russert horse shit. I think it was Meryl Streep who said, whilst acting as though she were the Lady of Duncastlethorpe, A galloping fog ingests those who most congeal the ironclad.
Well said, First Lady of American Dykish Cinema!
Three Cheers!