July 07
More at GoatTrauma.org.
In other news, the downtown Jamba Juice is closing—yet another downtown biz killed by terrible urban planning. Also, there has been a spate of counterfeit bills being passed on downtown businesses. Good for commerce! Good for America!
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What?!? I always have to wait in a ten-minute line when I go there (which is several times a week). Do you know if they are closing due to lack of business, or due to owner disillusionment?
Seinfeldian: I tried to use a $50 bill at Jamba on my lunch today and they told me they couldn’t take it because they didn’t have any counterfeit-detection pens. What can I say? I’m a baller.
Bills come in a fifty? I had no idea—you are a true hustla.
So long as the hot dog stand / juice place a couple blocks south remains open, all will be well with downtown (and America!).
It would’ve been helpful to know about Goat Trauma Awareness Month back in June, but I guess it’s never too late.
If Sara was a true husla, they’d be some baller whipin’ out the US Grant on her behalf, I pity the poor girls that gots to be buyin’ they own smoothies
personally, i stay alive to prove that a guy can eat mcdonalds and taco bell almost every single day, and live to a ripe old age.
the windows are covered up and the notice says jamba is loking for a more accessible location. but cmonn.. we have “take a ride to the other side”!!! with frequent stops to the liquor store near the dept of human services.