Jesus: Imaginary Friend for Morons

Non-Prophet is reporting that Queerty is reporting that Colorado Confidential is reporting that KRDO reported that Ted Haggard is now asking for donations to help pay for his and his wife’s college education!!!!!! I’ll let you follow the links to Church of Moron!

Get a job, Ted, you fucking wanker!

UPDATE!: SLOG is reporting that Haggard’s request for funds to be sent through the non-profit to benefit him directly may be illegal!

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7 Responses to “Jesus: Imaginary Friend for Morons”

Deep Trachea on August 24th, 2007 11:41 am

I bet Mike Jones could offer Ted some advice on how to make a couple hundred bucks, quick-like….
dicker on August 24th, 2007 11:59 am

slog has it too. Interesting that, to the best of my knowledge, he hasn’t sold his house in the Springs and is begging for cash… Didn’t that NLC hush money last?
Noel's boring lesbian mom on August 24th, 2007 1:10 pm

Now, now. I can vouch for the high cost of feigning heterosexuality. If we send our pooled donations to Mike Jones, he could write the check.
chris bullock on August 24th, 2007 2:00 pm

have u considered adding a Digg and de.li.cio.us button to the blog? seems to increase traffic…
es on August 24th, 2007 10:10 pm

outrageous chutzpah, eh? Either that aor some massive delusions.
jessica on August 25th, 2007 9:24 am

i want candy
es on August 25th, 2007 11:57 am

I was thinking about this just now on my bike ride.. and it occurred to me that the one thing Haggard may have done is to inadvertently unite the city. We all despise him!

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