A Heartwarming Vagina Story

My Boring Lesbian Mom sent me a link to THIS fascinating article about trends in cosmetic vagina surgery. I think it’s important to keep up on trends in cosmetic vagina surgery during times of war!

If you don’t read it, I have reccomend, at the very least, that you read the following bits:

“David L. Matlock, M.D., stands poised before Rosemary Staltare’s vagina, preparing to inject her G-spot with a dense dollop of collagen that will plump it to the size of a small stack of quarters.”

“Staltare, a 33-year-old restaurant publicist who has had the $1,850 procedure twice before for free — and is getting it gratis again today in exchange for letting me watch …”

“‘It’s like having a mini-heartbeat in my crotch,’ she explains, a sensation that arouses her even during yoga and spinning classes, or when she drives along bumpy roads.”

“Dr. Matlock, who practices out of his posh Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles on Sunset Boulevard …” !!!!!!

“(Unsurprisingly, insurance does not cover medically unnecessary surgery on your vagina.)”

“In a malpractice complaint against Dr. Matlock filed in Los Angeles this year, a woman charged that several botched surgeries to reduce her labia and tighten her vagina led to “disfigurement of her body, including scarring and tightness of her vaginal vault” and left her unable to have sex. That is one of at least 11 malpractice suits lodged against Dr. Matlock. ”

“Today, Beth is happy with her labia. Dr. Alter did his repairs by bringing together the upper and lower labia and sculpting them, a procedure Beth says was bloodless and pain-free. ‘They’re not perfect, but they’re also not mutilated,” she says. Now her biggest concern is how she’s going to recoup the money she spent — not only the $5,000 for the initial surgery but also another $8,700 for Dr. Alter’s reconstruction.’”

“Dr. Matlock’s trademarked Wonder Woman Makeover, which for around $45,000 includes the vagina overhaul plus breast implants, liposculpting and a ‘Brazilian butt augmentation.’”

Isn’t it comforting to know that women have as many issues with their vaginas as men do with their penises? Man, I love feminism.

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