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Film

April 08



It’s come to my attention that director Uwe Boll, probably the worst living director and responsible for movies like Blood Rayne, Blood Rayne 2 and the upcoming Blood Rayne 3, has announced that he’ll stop making movies if one million people sign an online petition asking him to. And guess what? There is such a petition, and it’s up to over 50,000 signatures. I urge you to add your name to it, and if you need some convincing, here’s the trailer to Blood Rayne:

Posted by: Aaron Retka in Film | Permalink

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7 Responses to “Prevent shitty movies!”

  1. Greg Reilly on April 7th, 2008 1:21 pm

    I doubt he’ll actually go through with it if/when it reaches 1,000,000, but it’s worth signing just for the off-chance.

  2. Queen of Nerds on April 7th, 2008 2:26 pm

    If Titanic and Blood Rayne were the last two movies in the world, I’d choose Blood Rayne.

  3. nick santa maria on April 7th, 2008 2:58 pm

    what about between bloodrayne and snowdogs?
    hmmmm?

  4. Queen of Nerds on April 7th, 2008 8:11 pm

    I think I’d still choose Blood Rayne. At least it may be unintentionally funny.

  5. Aunt Lobelia on April 7th, 2008 9:23 pm

    I’m going to rent this - it looks great! And what a cast! It looks better than Titanic which was bloody awful. Maybe not as good as Doomsday though…

  6. Aaron Retka on April 7th, 2008 10:46 pm

    All I can think is, Ben Kingsley needed a new house. It ain’t no Cool Runnings, mon.

  7. jared on April 8th, 2008 11:53 am

    You have to admit that the whole light vs darkness thing is a pretty original concept.

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