Haggard: Gay

July 08



Haggardwatch

I hate to interrupt Greg and Drew’s O-hilarity, but here’s a heads up that we’ll be starting a new web and print feature called HaggardWatch, in honor of the former New Lifer’s return to COS—and we need your help!

If you’ve seen Haggard, shoot us an email with the location and a brief synopsis of your sighting. For instance:

“Saw Haggard at Lau’au’s. The gay conversion therapy must’ve worked because he was really enjoying that taco.”

We’ll be launching the feature soon. Send all sightings to newspeakmag AT gmail DOT com. Prizes and accolades given if you happen to spot the Archbishop of Manterbury near gay cruise spots, which we’ll identify on the map once we get it up. Get sightin’!

Posted by: Aaron Retka in Haggard: Gay | Permalink

Comments

4 Responses to “HaggardWatch!”

  1. The Bird Behind The Mask on July 2nd, 2008 3:34 pm

    I have my camera phone ready. How much street cred do I get for a low-res, grainy photo?

  2. Carolyn Haggard on July 2nd, 2008 4:19 pm

    Last time I saw Ted, Aaron, he was in your mouth, pumpin’ away to H. Lewis’ “The Heart of Rock n Roll is Still Beatin’” Incredible turn-on.

  3. Aaron Retka on July 2nd, 2008 4:31 pm

    WRONG, Carolyn. It was “The Power of Love.” Derr.

  4. jessica on July 2nd, 2008 4:38 pm

    hag hagz

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