August 08
Admit it. He’s the man who taught you how to shoot squirrels. She’s the girl who broke your heart at your best friend’s birthday party. Nostalgia is second only to Fear in the politics of Power. Watch out Obama and Biden, because you guys remind the average American of why civics class was boring!
Baseball. Apple pie. Cheerleaders.
That’s America.
Grandpa and Girlfriend forever!
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vpilf.com…. Ha! Never underestimate the power of the nut-sack.
I saw that VPILF thing earlier this morning while I was in class. I laughed so hard everybody looked up from their silent reading books!
I officially amend Sylvia Plath: “Every man adores a fascist!” Is it so wrong to fantasize about Sarah Palin dressed in a leather SS uniform and beating me with a riding crop?
Klayton: no. No, it is not. Also, get out of my head.
I bet Regis and Kathy Lee would give them a run for their money!
I can’t get the image of their heads superimposed on Wood’s “American Gothic” out of my head…
I just did a google search for “McCain and Palin in American Gothic” and it came back saying:
“Did you mean McCain and Pain in American Gothic”
Ha! That’s just funny in so many ways.
The thing I can’t get out of my head every time I see her name is “Sarah, Plain and Tall” (a classic children’s book), because I think I’m mildly dyslexic or something.
I keep thinking of Janine Melnitz from Ghostbusters. In any case, she’s an inspired choice for VP. I can’t wait for the Biden-Palin debates.
Looks like it only took about 24 hours - http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnmccain/ig/John-McCain-Pictures/McCain-Palin–American-Gothic.htm
God Bless this interweb of ours!