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Oh, and FYI … : Newspeakblog.com

Election '08, Gay for ..., Sarah Palin Is My Sexy Mom

September 08



… I am so making a band called Sarah Palin & the Rape Kits. Our first album will be called I Can See America From My House. Who wants in?

Awesome.

Posted by: Aaron Retka in Election '08, Gay for ..., Sarah Palin Is My Sexy Mom | Permalink

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15 Responses to “Oh, and FYI …”

  1. Kevin J. on September 25th, 2008 8:23 pm

    I’d like to be one of the Rape Kits, please. I play baritone ukulele, percussion/drums and sing like shit.

  2. Pamela on September 25th, 2008 9:52 pm

    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY! SWEET!

  3. The Dean on September 25th, 2008 10:24 pm

    i play bass and sing, im in if ya want.

  4. suesun on September 26th, 2008 12:37 am

    Need a flutist? flautist? flauta? flauntista?

  5. atomic elroy on September 26th, 2008 1:37 am

    I’ll do the light show

  6. Aunt Lobelia on September 26th, 2008 1:51 am

    I play a mean rippin’ washboard and maraccas.

  7. Daisy on September 26th, 2008 1:53 am

    this is better than Emmett Otter’s Jug Band Christmas! and it sounds like it might be a jug band with all these instruments, cool.

  8. DG on September 26th, 2008 3:45 am

    Can my band Ghost Wolves for Sarah open?

  9. Greg Reilly on September 26th, 2008 6:48 am

    I’ll rock some harmonica, sing backup, and totally be hype man, yo.

  10. Muggy Lovins on September 26th, 2008 3:25 pm

    not related, but I thought ya’ll would dig this…

  11. Muggy Lovins on September 26th, 2008 3:26 pm
  12. Sara on September 26th, 2008 3:46 pm

    I still rock a mean tambourine.

  13. Non-Prophet on September 26th, 2008 6:44 pm

    I can rock out with the best of them on something electric that has six strings. Cunt me in.

  14. Aaron Retka on September 27th, 2008 5:48 am

    Congratulations! All of you are in the band! Stay tuned for band practice announcements once I write a few songs.

    Seriously–all skill levels with any instruments, you’re in the band.

  15. Clark's Last Biscuit on September 27th, 2008 5:23 pm

    You’ve already made it to the big-time. Next stop: Conan.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/opinion/26fri4.html?em

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