Oh, hai. Want to meet the worst father ever?

It’s the guy who named his daughter Sarah McCain Palin:

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. — A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

It narrowly beat out his first choice, Jesusia Nobortion Scalia.

Posted by: Aaron Retka in Sarah Palin is my sexy daughter | Permalink