November 08
From Deep Trachea today:
Ted Haggard, the disgraced former evangelical leader, recently broke his silence on the second anniversary of the scandal that brought him down. The former evangelical leader gave a pair of sermons at a small church in Illinois where the pastor is an old friend of his and said he had a sexual experience with a man when he was 7 years old.
Hoo-boy! That’s-a a precocious-a meatball! The ‘Zette is apparently trying to wrangle an interview with him, so we’ll see where this all ends up. For the time being, let’s turn to DT for color commentary:
I dunno how he’s going to talk, what with that big, sweaty dong in his mouth, but I’m all a-titter with excitement.
By the way, my favorite bumper sticker from the veterans day parade in CSprings was a home-made number with opposing pictures of Dobson and Ted, with “Focus on the Fanny” in bold type in between, on the back of an SUV driven by a proud USMC vet approximately 143 years old.
Good times.
UPDATE: Yeah, so Becky scooped me. But really, Haggard? Really?
Let’s say you were molested at seven years old. That’s a crime. That’s abuse. And you’ve re-dickheaded yourself by even mildly associating that with a loving gay relationship. Who knows? Maybe your trysts with Mike Jones were a way to find epiphany, to come to terms with the abuse that your father’s associate heaped on you. But let’s make sure we draw a VERY strong line between pedophiles and gays.
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He’s going to start a new church in the Springs inside of 2 years, guaranteed. He hasn’t given up being in the limelight. He still considers himself to be someone who should be leading others. Why else would he feel the need to be on abc news? He even has a new reason to blame for his failings. Haggard long ago lost the ability to be honest with anyone, including himself.