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February 09
So, as it turns out, my 30th birthday was also World Nude Day, a holiday apparently organized by a bunch of exhibitionist New Zealanders in order to inundate the internet with videos of flaccid penises.
I’m okay with this; casual nudity is great, as it reminds me of Naked Four-Square games in my early twenties. These outstandingly fun, totally nonsexual gatherings of naked, imperfectly-bodied, people, took place after shows in my basement and bonded a whole lot of us together. Ask anyone who played: it was fun, and weirdly wholesome. We had four-square monikers—personas, if you will (I was The Mongoose)—and took the whole thing very seriously. There was carpet burn from diving for the ball, rampant shit-talking and a lot of sweat. But for the exposed genitals, we were true athletes.
Anyway, I failed to get anyone naked at the party my wife threw for me. This is understandable, as we’re all puritan and American and stuff, and I wasn’t really trying that hard anyway. But I salute the idea of World Nude Day in spirit, and I’m glad it falls on my birthday. Check out the website if you’re so inclined, and if you like lots of videos of New Zealanders wang-flopping together.
Here’s one of the videos, and one of the only ones with women, since the majority of the clips, unsurprisingly, are men. This is not safe for work, somewhat because of vaginas but mainly because of the awful techno:
Posted by: Aaron Retka in Sleeve of Wizard, Squirrel of the Week!, Straight People Doing Gay Things | Permalink
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Naked four square? That is so awesomely awesome! In my early twenties, we played naked croquet…… also awesome and wholesomely non-sexual. Pure fun.