Election ‘08 : Newspeakblog.com

Sarah Palin Is My Sexy Mom

Like…abstinence does not work.

To counteract Rick Warren’s invocation

Breaking: celebrities are such good people.

This is out of character.

We live in a post-racial society!

Victory? And stuff?

Just keep hitting refresh

A less-rambling yet simplistic analysis of Election ‘08.

Self-indulgent ramblings of a political nature.

Do the right thing, America (part 3)

Least Productive Workday Ever.

Election Party!

Dude, I swear to God…

This is a travesty! How dare they? It’s … uh, okay. Actually, that’s pretty effective.

Michelle Obama at City Aud this afternoon

The Guardian UK’s stop in COS

How to Debate like Sarah Palin.

Retka’s Rule: Hayden Panetierre saying, “You’ll get fucked,” causes one and all to soak the saddle.

Debate excitement! Can you feel it?

Putting the ilf back in VPILF.

An open letter to our county clerks

It was like watching Gidget address the Reichstag

This is highly enjoyable.

Oh, come on. You knew this was coming.

Polly polly poll n’ free!

The lad in question.

Real reason for the stock market crash?

Voter Registration!

Required reading.

I’m ill about the position that America is in, and if Americans so bless us and privilege us where it is the taxpayers.

Winky wink America town gets its reward in heaven!

That strategy that has worked in Iraq that that is what America needs today the road that America may find itself on.

Tobey McGuire, et al., don’t want you to vote.

Someone told me to go vote myself.

Thank You Katie Couric (for making my night)

Oh, hello. Here’s a video of three drunk Kentuckians talking about Aaaay-Rabs.

About tonight’s debate, belatedly, and almost completely ignoring the issues.

Oh, and FYI …

Ground Control to Candidate John…

Bailout plan draft

Actually, it seems to me a debate is exactly what we need.

New Palin Interview & Rape Kit Conversation

Ballot initiatives are sticky.

Dear ‘Merica …

Blue (nation) states

I don’t even know what to make of this. But it made me laugh. A lot. I’m still laughing as I write this. Seriously. I think I have a tumor.

What’s wrong with Republicans?

Jazzy jazzy jazz and feathered hair=political gold!

The real McCain.

The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on McCain

Oh snappity snap snap!

Ever wonder what your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother?

Unity? Shared responsibility? Fuck that noise—I want my goddamn Big Gulp.

Would you like to read Sarah Palin’s emails?

No waaaaay! I know this guy who was on the news!

A belated post about going to Pueblo.

That’s what I call “hands-on” campaigning! (Get it? Because it’s a video about masturbating! And Sarah Palin!)

Leaked: McCain’s Voice Mail Messages

Matt Damon: “Matt Damon!”

Jesus Christ: Another Day in Palin’s America

Breaking: local boy makes good!

From now on, I am only going to communicate in Daily Show clips.

The RNC in 90 Seconds

We’re going to lose.

If you’re not completely sick of DNC coverage …

I just watched 8 minutes of Bill-O, and I didn’t even bleed from my eyes

There’s no way I can’t post this.

For the sake of the Colonies …

Dear Hilltards …

‘Bama watchin’?

Vapid bottle-blondes want catharsis!

IVAW protest the DNC

Ballot Bash and other things.

Ah, crackers. You never fail me.

Phone post test go!

Culture Cast DNC Day 1

DNC Preliminary Report

Edible Election results!

Don’t forget to vote!

Extreme caption contest: Presidential edition!

Edible Election Contest!

The O-Face Caption Contest!

After an hour and a half in the beating sun…

Use this power for good, part II.

Use this power for good.

Obama hasn’t talked yet but I have plenty to say.

O-Face Pictures Extravaganza Part 2: Son of Pictures Extravaganza!

O-Face Pictures Extravaganza!

Liveblogging O-face

Breaking: we make a great team!

For those of you were wondering …

Yet another enjoyable special comment …

Make it a gay-old time

Our long national nightmare is nearly over.

I always kind of suspected he wasn’t nearly as big a douchebag as he seemed.

Post-polar politics.

Democracy is so exciting!

Y’all Come: Party Like Progressives Are Taking Over COS!

Can you smell the (state Democratic) excitement?

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the West Virginia electorate.

Yes, yes. I’m sure you’ve seen it already.

New. Worst. Idea. Ever.

Obama livestream from the Indianapolis Star.

If wishes were horses.

Master debators (haw! haw!) …

He has always been here, and long after we’re all gone, he alone shall remain.

Breaking: Horrible skank endorses McCain!

OMG! Addled old man to participate in democracy!

“… out of the gutter.” Get it? Bwahaha!

“Serpentine logic” and an angry man.

Pretty much nothing will outdo this.

The Dems of Our Lives

Apparently, Barack Obama will use cover of darkness to break into your house, creep upstairs and smother your children in their beds.

For those of you who missed it in the comments …

Four more years!

The Ralph Nader Post

In Your Face, “Yes We Can” video

Ron, you appear to have been correct, sir

¡Ay! Pobre Paultards!

Meh for Tracy Flick.

Democracy in action, or the Super Tuesday cluster f-ck

Today in pretty effective campaigning.

As if there were really any question.

Well, Florida’s good for something.

You know what’s pretty hilarious?

Frank Rich: Still The Babe Ruth of Journalism

“And I was goin’ down on the ibex…”

Breaking: Obama just can’t get enough crack, gay redneck sex.

Concerning our long national nightmare.

Keeping the Hate State alive.

Oh, for the love of God.

Who’da thunk it?

In the mean time……

Posted sans comment.

Rock beats scissors, dirigibles beat 9/11.

Clearly, Jesus would speak English

Bush may yet have a swan song …

Paultards invade Middle-Earth!

Senate Candidate Mark Udall in Springs Dec. 1

Tom Tancredo: cornering the terrified vote.

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