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Guilty pleasures

Love Heals, brought to you by….

parking troubles…

Stay nerdy, springs

Someone really wants me to post this

Today in “AYFKM?!”

The plan.

As if things weren’t bad enough …

Spamminess.

The latest Economist Debate: Are we dumbing down or wising up?

It’s beginning to look a lot like world war everywhere you look.

This is out of character.

Today in really horrible marketing ideas….

Now THOSE were problems.

Holy Crap

Well, duh.

FREE Nuke!!! Hurry to be the 1st to claim it!!

An open letter.

Can you spot the two dipshits in this photo?

Ground Control to Candidate John…

Customers who authorized Torture also purchased: Fellowes MircroShred MS-450CS

Bailout plan draft

Apple Store Finale

Live from the new Mac Store at Briargate

Sing along as history rhymes.

How wet will you get?

I never thought I’d say this …

Oh, giggles.

Focus Wants You To Pray For Rain

Playing Devil’s Advoctate to myself.

Those dirty (bomb) hippies.

RIP, Snowjob

DENIED!: The fatuous confessions of the iPhone deprived

No one ever said Fox News was sly…

New. Worst. Idea. Ever.

Hello and thank you

The birth (and death? puh-leeze let it die) of intelligent design.

The response!

This isn’t a post about gun control

The latest out of Westboro

Dougie’s Kick Under Investigation by House Leadership

City Drops Charges Against St. Paddy’s Day 7

Uh….

Today in boardgames

Happy Ending

One Step Above Child Molester

My Stolen Crap Update

Happy Birthday to Me!

CU-Boulder campus a veritable death trap

Bill Nye vs. Texas.

At least as smart as Miss South Carolina

Jesus: Imaginary Friend for Morons

Ralphy Routon: Spurned Lover of the Arts

Armstrong: Guilty

Foibles!

Crazy Emperor not from Colorado Springs.

Compassionate conservatism in action.

How not to stage a coup.

Want Lee Greenwood to play your daughter’s bat mitzvah? You’ll need the following.

Bold moral stand

Serious?

So that’s what I was smelling at Eden!

lolparis

Photo of the day.

To: Whomever

So you wanted to throw a pie at Jerry Falwell’s casket, but now you’re glad you didn’t…

Diversity in Colorado Springs?

Total breaking news! Colorado Springs is intolerant!

How to hasten the Rapture: Invest in a coal-burning toaster.

Last night …

Bush totally almost immolates himself!

Things Not to Live Without, Exhibit A

Death to Whitey

Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

This is Rrrrrich

Breaking: fundies are dumb.

Batshit crazies turn on their own in a fit of Environmental Darwinism

Reality has a strong liberal bias.

Your Ass is Grass?

Fuck Asay

Wrong-way follies.

O’Reilly: Disclosure of Severe Pharmaceutical Addiction Within 3 Months? 2?

Say What You Think!

Rob Brendle’s Tight Bro Dinesh D’Souza on Colbert

Former Bircham’s Employees Exonerated




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