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Bad News about the Long-Awaited Broncos Cheerleader Interview

Happy November!

One Nation, Continued

My Very First Tattoo - SCOOP

another great article by taibbi

The ultimate home-schooling.

Dear Colorado Springs …

Long time, no jabber.

Yet another RIP.

Thank you, Facebook ads.

Zombies! Pride! Zombie Pride! Wooooo!

Post office box! The ol’ po box!

Bike Zombies! Again!

how could Colorado Springs Rock?

There has never been anything funnier than this.

Buffy: dusting whiny-ass sparklevamps.

Keith Ol-BURP-Mann

Bros before hose.

How depressed must I be to NOT take enormous pleasure in GM’s bankruptcy?

I am not making this up. Or, awesome even in death.

State of the shitty.

This is such a great idea!

Runnin’ outta time for Meadowgrass!

Yeah, Don Armstrong is going to jail for a long time.

This is so stupid. I’m posting it anyway.

This is why Craig Ferguson is wonderful.

Haggard back in the thick of things?

Woohoo! It’s festival season!

Q: Why do birds fly upside down over Australia? A: Because it’s not worth shitting on.

Plaaaaaarrrrrn, or, the only legitimate use of Twitter.

This is sooooo stupid.

Was Star Trek pretty awesome?

OMG! Unlicensed laborer has opinions!

The truth about Colorado Springs

Mas de teabaggin’.

My First Restaurant Review - PERSIAN GRILL

From Douglas Rouse, update on Timber celebration

SHOWERING TOGETHER TO SAVE MONEY AND WATER

SHARING AN APARTMENT

Be all you can be

My Own Market Research Study

Prepare to cheer/shout/dance/crap your pants.

Condoms can be your friend

Colorado Culture Cast Weekend Roundup of Culture, Colorado Culture Cast

A decidedly different “this is what I am doing” blog.

Uncle Wilber will rise again!

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

And that’s …

Making a New Law, and Submitting It to Obama

The most entertaining goose v. dog video you’ll see all day.

Very important! Wookie-sounding cabinet!

Lucas the Rapist.

I feel so stimulated and stuff.

It’s a haint!

You keep using that word

Michael Phelps - You Motherfucker

You can call me “Ted 2.”

Technology is cool.

National healthcare! Today!

Today’s Weekend Roundup on KRCC

Please enjoy this headline.

Today in anecdotal reasoning

Best. Mashup. Ever.

Sharing my Anger

Ahem. You’ll excuse me.

Today in the whole world ending.

Would you like to see a video of a scary hiking trail with a slammin’ techno soundtrack? Mmmkay.

Save. Our. Rock.

Awesomeness du jour.

Visions of tomorrow

Say it ain’t so!

Daniel Sandate to be released from prison!

Fresh from MacWorld!

See, it’s funny because the name of the product is also a euphemism for an erect penis.

Let’s curbstomp 2008.

Merry Christmas!

2008 in review …

Hey, watch this insane Christmas lights video.

Last print issue out today!

The art of telling sad stories

Ooooh! Ooooooh!

How many can you name?

O nooooes, Sarkozy!

Dead trees are dead.

Thesis: A Precambrian Approach to Yule-Loggery

From Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - I’M BACK!!!!!

From Brian “Scoop” Nemeth: RECYCLING - The Real Stimulus Package that Also Benefits Al Gore’s Fight

The Lying Kind at THEATREWORKS

I can’t think of another country I would’ve rather led to the brink of collapse

It’s like internet spank for your synapses

The best news is breast news.

Dream City 2020

Mas de death knells.

Eros On Canvas Book Signing Tonight At Poor Richard’s 6:30pm

Getting the hell out of the newspaper business is an excellent idea.

Daniel Richter at the Denver Art Museum

“My friends, we’ve never had a transition of this magnitude in the United States.”

Prop 8: The Musical

The 2008 Turner Prize

Just what every holiday party needs.

News! Speak! Newspeak news peek! News!

The Nutcracker Number 4 in C minor

Aaron in New York?

We’re closing our doors

Pobre madre de presidente!

What’s so funny?

Reminder! Get-together tonight!

My sweet brown nutmeg.

Just call me Muncie.

Get-togetherlicious!

Things to do in Cos: November 21-23

Come back to us, Tommy Stearns!

The triumph of the human spirit.

Newspeak get-together!

Awesomeity du jour.

Ooooooooooh: Coraline trailer.

Speaking of conspiracy …

Four hours later….

Dear Star Trek: please don’t suck.

Is there anything the Clintons can’t fuck up?

Focus on the layoffs!

I’m going to rejoin the Boy Scouts.

Ground Noise and Static

Today’s “secret love”

November issue out tomorrow!

talented or demonic?

i see your cuteness and raise you a song.

Required watching.

Do you miss the election?

Damn you, Japan. Damn you and your adorable bands.

Teen Wolf loves Obama.

Why Prop 8 passed

The real “Mission Accomplished!”

Well, that was quick.

Because ambivalence is patriotic

Kick-ass Obama pics

The election is decided.

You know what could take our minds off the election? A bazillion pictures of people in costumes.

We’d be remiss without a widget. Widgets are the future.

Do the right thing, America (Part 2)…

Least Productive Workday Ever.

Do the right thing, America.

Tricks, no treat.

America = Fast + Free!

Halloween at the Bronze!

Private Tony Anderson refuses to deploy to Iraq

Halloween at the Bronze!

Michelle Obama at City Aud this afternoon

Oh, hi. Welcome to Alaska’s beautiful Seven-Count-Felon International Airport.

New Half-Blood Prince trailer!

Countdown to Bronzeitude, commence!

Awww. I wanna be Don Draper.

Colorado Veterans Alliance announces lawsuit to be filed against Keep Colorado Springs Beautiful

Steal! Steal! Steal!

What I learned from the debate.

Homeless sweep vid

Fort Carson gone wild

W., or The Boy-King Stumbles

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. In my whole life. And when my first child is born, I’ll be like, “Well, that’s pretty cool. But it ain’t no Pequeña Sarah Palin.”

Breaking: Evil overlord has a heart!

In reponse to Naked Lady Day

Just because I want Britney Spears to make me some eggs does not mean I’m sexist. It means I’m hungry.

Dear Redhead Hope.

So many kronor, so little time…

425 verbal? 416 math? Bwa-ha.

McCain’s real master…

Would you like to see a video with Jason Bateman, Alyssa Milano, the Ice Capades, Super Mario Bros. and a singing Mister Belvedere?

Congresspeople threatened with martial law.

Tiny Tim responds to the Bailout

Helluvator comin’ to get you!

Sarah Palin communicates in intricately structured sentences that you will never understand, you dumbasses.

Bob Balink don’t want you to vote if you’re a CC kid.

Because Nemeth ain’t the only fashionista in town

Craig talks to the big boys

Breaking! Hobbit has opinion!

MAD Mag still has “it”

Paul Newman, 1925 - 2008

Just in time for the Great Collapse

Actually, it seems to me a debate is exactly what we need.

Who likes to read?

Name the five blonde Johnnys

The most shameful day in American history?

This weekend tastes delicious!

The spectrum of ideas

Important! Non-Palin-related!

Tina Fey IS Sarah Palin

Oh no she di-n’t

Anyone know what’s going on at PPCC?

Weekend Roundup

Time is running out….

Flask of whiskey, needle and thread for all.

A Question of Polls

Creepy Theocracy Part II

Five seasons, 60 episodes….

Maybe America’s not Officially Dead

America is now officially dead

Amy Goodman arrested at RNC

The Grandpa/Girlfriend ticket

Ron English on KRCC

Christians just doing what they do: shameless coopting.

“Back it up, BITCH!”

The DNC Biff Henderson interview

Lots of boredom.

A Brooks Brothers-colored smear on the pavement.

Putting the “fun” back in “fundotard.”

I need an Intervention intervention!

AO Tour 08: Andenken Gallery • Denver Colorado

You don’t hate the Earth? Okay, prove it.

Yes, this is old. However, it does have R. Kelly music now.

Edible Election Contest ~~tomorrow!~~ today, actually.

Hiking civil disobedience totally pays off!

Just crush my fucking dreams. Fine.

The politics of awesome.

Important: Horrible leader telephones hollow-boned alien cyborg from the future.

Reminder! Edible Election Contest is this Thursday!

The day cryptozoology became just plain zoology.

These should come with a warning for people with high blood pressure

Would it be wrong to …

Panhandling for Jesus.

On Loving Food More, Waste Less

Today’s Weekend Roundup (of Culture)

Berwyn Heights mayor denounces home invasion and killing of his dogs by fascist thugs

Rock N’ Roll Issue out tomorrow!

I never thought I’d say this, but….

Advised please be of rules grammar new change

Did you know they found some plague out in Pueblo?

From Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - My Interview with Wayne and Sylvia Jennings (THE LONG VERSION)

Trollop-faced borg.

Things to do in COS this weekend

Another record breaker!

The best black comedy horror flick you’ve never seen

Things to do in COS: July 25-27th

Banksy unmasked?

Shoegaze is What I’m Listening to: Muscial Confessions of a Thirtysomething

Thank you for being a friend.

Combining my two faves.

The Weekend Round Up that Almost Was…

Who watches the Watchmen?

Introducing the new ColoradoCultureCast.com!

CSPD on the loose again!

I Am Ahab: July 2008

As for the Rest of Us: July 2008

Naomi Klein bravely exposes….

Obama 5 months ago….

Today in “You Just Lost Your Rights”: FISA Gutted

Fun fact to consider while you fill your gas tank

When you have no weapons

The America we all see but choose to ignore

I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free. And I won’t forget the men who died to give that right to me. And I’d gladly stand up next to you …

Hitch gets waterboarded!

This might be better than Zwack.

Gop the Dog says, “Obama makes me wanna arf!”

And so the pandering to the crazies begins….

Thank you, Democratic Congressional Majority!

Top of the world!

Uni on the Weekend Roundup!

Proving once again that oil companies rule the world

The greatest 20 minutes….

Bad joke Monday!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

Book Club Meeting

Ira Glass on Colorado Culture Cast

George Bush doesn’t care about white people.

Bumper stickers: new scourge

On The Hunt For Really, Truly Organic Wine

This beautiful thread. Hooooooo-boy.

From Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - Interview of the FOX-21 (KXRM) Nine O’Clock News Trio

Daddy vs. Jason

Floyd Brown: making us afraid of black people since 1988.

It’s a partay!

Construct of Destruction: Freak-Out!

Young taxidermist will force you to listen to the truth.

A month’s worth of Roundups

All Will be Revealed…

Springs Culture Cast, Segment 155

Springs Culture Cast, Segment 153

Today’s tornado.

The Dog Problem

Hmmm, I wonder why that is?

A very special Springs Culture Cast

Dan Savage Savages Tony Perkins on Gay Marriage

The Fuzzy Screen of Green Technology

An amazing exhibit!

An amazing achievement….

Dickhead of the Year Award

All hail Tiger! And also Cracker!

Amy Goodman on Springs Culture Cast

This is What I’m Listening to: Musical Confessions of a 30-whatever

KOAA busts District Attorney John Newsome!

Please let those be death knells.

Who needs courts, juries, and judges….

R.I.P. Mayor Bob

You’ve got to be kidding.

Weekend Roundup (of Culture)

This is What I’m Listening to: Musical Confessions of a 30-something

Ah, the Redneck Riviera….

Coming to a cattle car near you!

It’s beautiful outside.

Kimya Dawson on KRCC

The Military-Industrial-Media Complex

Weekend Roundup (of Culture)

Springs Culture Cast, Segment 138

In Which The Restaurant Turns Out To Actually Be A Florists

Allison Janney on KRCC

He got fired, right?

How to make words matter

Let’s eat until we vomit on each other tonight!

Worthwhile surfing

Daniel Johnston on KRCC, Part 3

Daniel Johnston on KRCC, Part 2

Daniel Johnston on KRCC

Just out yesterday!

Senator Tankerbell on arts funding….

Keeping them down

Reminder: Turn off your lights tonight!

Springs Culture Cast Weekend Roundup (… of Culture (Springs Culture Cast))

In Morons We Trust

Hey! Forget about the Flickr pool?

Springs Culture Cast Weekend Roundup (… of Culture (Springs Culture Cast))

Curious Things of Curiosness

Introducing the Springs Culture Cast Weekend Roundup (… of Culture (Springs Culture Cast))

In Which I Did Actually Take Some Pictures

Of course you’re curious

In Which I Am Involved With the Brazilian Federal Police

Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - Fashion Design Part Four

Ursen and Geeks on Springs Culture Cast!

In Which I Discover The Pee Seat And Other Bus Phenomenon

What we’re up against

So Long, Robert

Here’s a Heartwarming Story!

Baby’s First Birthday!

blah blah blah Cohens yah bye

Yay for Diabolo Cody

Does anyone else think

mongoloid comin’ to get you

Dame Booty Stench

why did what’s his nuts keep saying

Best supporting Actriz!

Uh, let’s just call it for

Jennifer Hudson

Yay for Sweeney Todd on Art Direction

There you are, people

I’m not posting anything else

I want to murder

Dang, what’s her name from Knocked Up

Cate Blanchette in Armor

Jennifer Garner

Stewart on Norbit

Did you just hear

Adam just pointed out

Daniel Day Lewis’ wife

Jennifer Garner’s boob

Oh hai, liveblogging the Oscars 2008

Two Really Big Deals (for me, at least)

Klayton and Craig at the Movies!

Springs Culture Cast, Segment 119

Fram Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - a Hard News Story I’m Working On

Don’t go back to Leadville

Encyclopedia Baracktannica

The new Indiana Jones trailer

In Which I Am Deeply Inspired By My Passport Pages

Roy Scheider, 1932-2008

From Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - Fashion Designs Part Three

What has two thumbs…

Springs Culture Cast, Segments 116 & 117

America: Land of Many Choices

Hillary wins California!

Springs Culture Cast, Segments 113 & 114

Dow Shalt Not (but does anyway)

Here’s a sentence I thought I’d never write:

Boring blog day. Here’s a video of a baby with harlequin ichthyosis.

2008 ACLU Workplan

There Will Be Blood

Warning: this is some powerful shit

Hillary is Tracy Flick.

From Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - Cold Out There Tonight?

Big Lionel is Watching You

Springs Culture Cast, Segments 107-110

Springs Culture Cast, Segments 102-106

Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - Civil Rights Attorney Help

Springs Culture Cast, Segment 101

The Story of Stuff

Spielberg agrees with me..

I Need A Mouser!

Today in hyperbole

The Moment Hillary Lost the Nomination

It’s deja vu all over again

Mango’s Top Ten Dive Bars

Springs Culture Cast, Segments 98-100

New Year’s Eve at The Warehouse

America’s most literate cities

Lesson in politics….

Mewy Kwismas fwum Stanwee and Fozzie

A haunting documentary….

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK ZAPPA

Make orgasm, not wargasm

FCC Chairman Kevin Martin stabs America in the back!

There’s a place in hell….

Important! 6′30″ that will change your life!

A well-loved son

And it gets weirder….

stuff I did yesterday in New York

What Would John Dicker Buy?

Springs Culture Cast, Segment 94

What Would Jesus Buy?

Springs Culture Cast, Segment 93

Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - Fashion Designs PART TWO

Holy Jesus fucking Christ, this is insane.

Didn’t we mention something about this, like, months ago?

In case the last 8 years of corporate proapganda weren’t enough for you …

my midlife crisis toy is cooler than yours

International child rehab showdown: U.S. vs. S. Korea, Fatties vs. internet addicts

Russian Kettlebell US Bank Swastika Conspiracy

Brian “Scoop” Nemeth’s fashion design - Part One

a very informal review

Colorado Supreme Court Approves Title of Proposed Ballot Initiative

Springs Culture Cast, Segments 84-90

Chicks and Ducks and Geese Better Scurry…

U.S. foreign policy….

Who needs nukes when you’ve got flu?

Letterpress at CC Gets Props in G

A Question on “Notes”

11 Billion dollars later….

Another Disappointing Appointment from President Bush

Governor Ritter Stands Up for Young People in Colorado

Things to Do In COS: Weekend of Fri., Oct. 26

Only in Colorado Springs

Manitou got a very nice write-up

Girls in Boxes, or the continuing saga of enforced gender roles

This ad is about pooping.

today in emails from my dad

Li’l Jesus w/your Halo?

More fun for Freedom!

Fight the fascists: help stop unconstitutional wiretapping!

“Our penpal the stoner inmate” OR “Does institutionalization modify behavior?”

Sue Coe Print To Benefit All Breed Rescue

Jeff Cloutier at The Commons Tonight (Depot Arts Building)

Election Season is upon us

HOWL against censorship

overheard in my butt

Colorado’s First Openly Gay Male State Lawmaker Sworn In

Ehrenreich on the Dem frontrunners

Springs Culture Cast Segments 70 & 71

More incredibly-er exciting-er pictures from the Bijou Bridge opening Acacia Park party!

Manitou Fire Suspects?

Got Up Into The Fire (Sort Of)

“I have a really amazing vagina and I felt selfish not sharing it with the world.”

How My Mantis Steps

How new wars are made.

Folks, we’re getting beat by cowtown.

Mario Valdes’ Funeral

Quentin Tarentino really ought to make a movie about this guy.

From Brian “Scoop” Nemeth - I’m Fuckin Mad as Hell, at Michael Vick and Glorifying Animal Cruelty

Yeah, Chris Crocker is old news….

9/11 Memorial in Second Life

Maybe this’ll cheer Noel up

Nuclear bombs mistakenly flown over US

UCCS bans NYT, Indy: “Too messy”