Teresa Shear - the director of Cheerleaders for the Denver Broncos - declined the request for an interview with the three cheerleaders, who want to pursue broadcasting and journalism careers.

LAUREN GARDNER - Former Cheerleader

http://bit.ly/4DYgfY

ERICA GOLDING - 2nd Season Cheerleader

http://bit.ly/7MeWPZ

BRIANNE BATEMAN - 5th Season Cheerleader

http://bit.ly/84jMyY

Teresa Shear and I have talked over the phone, and she says she does not want me to talk about anything journalism-related or any social issues; she just wants me to talk about the cheerleaders and the cheerleading program.

In other words, she wants me to follow what the Denver CBS affiliate (KCNC Channel 4) does. http://cbs4denver.com/video?cid=120

When KCNC Interviews Cheerleaders, it has to do with the following events: Broncos-sponsored events like Drive for Life, annual cheerleader tryouts (late-April to early-May), release parties for the annual bathing suit calendars, and so on. If you watch the videos on CBS-4 website, you’ll see what Mrs. Shear means.

When it comes to interviewing the Broncos Cheerleaders, I want to break myself from the KCNC mold.

Journalism-Related Issues:

1. being a one-man band reporter (like KXRM FOX21 News does) and video-editing software - how these cheerleaders are going to use that technology and independence to give photographers, video editors and voice over technicians (who baby a reporter) the HIGH TECH FINGER
2. My political reporting formula, helping America take back their right to make their own decisions and think for themselves - If the major networks (CBS, ABC and NBC) told Erica, Lauren and Brianne to cover Washington from the network’s liberal perspective; or if FOX told these ladies to report from the network’s conservative point of view; and if all the networks told these women to make the decisions for the America public; how would these cheerleaders tell the network news bosses to take their policy, wipe their ass with it, and use my formula to help america take back their right to think for themselves and make their own decisions

Social Matters - Helping Men Do Something Constructive with the Broncos Cheerleaders Rather than Think with Their Cock and Balls

1. The cheerleaders have dance experience, and we men love karate - either learning how to defend ourselves, or watching karate movies (Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan). Tying Two Differences in One. What karate and dance have in common is it requires feet and body movements, timing, coordination and balance. Moreover, Brazilian Capoeira is where dance moves also serve as fighting moves. Brianne, Erica and Lauren - when tying two differences in one, how is that a constructive way for men to keep their johnsons in their pants when they are around you?
2. These Cheerleaders are not alone when it comes to counteracting stereotypes: I’m a black man who grew up in a bad neighborhood. The stereotype is black people - who grow up in bad neighborhoods - are more likely to drop out of school, join a gang, commit violent felonies and use and sell drugs. I’m a high school graduate, I’m going to college, I’m well on my way to being network anchor. I’m not the only black counteracting stereotypes. Quincy Jones and Oprah Winfrey grew up in bad neighborhoods, and they have become huge success stories. When Counteracting Stereotypes, how does it feel that you cheerleaders are not alone when winning the battle?

I want to see who the real Erica Golding, Lauren Gardner and Brianne Bateman are. I want to know who they are when they are not in uniform, when they are outside Invesco Field, and who they are all year long (offseason, preseason and regular season). I would love to know how these women are going to win the battle against the way television news is these days. And, I want to know other ways men can do some constructive things when around Bri, Lauren and Erica rather than give in to those sexual urges just because of their outer hotness.

While CBS-4 in Denver is all about promoting the cheerleaders and making them look good, I’m more like Public broadcasting (PBS and NPR). There is more to Bri, Erica and Lauren that just sideline eye-candy. The world deserves to know the whole Erica Golding, the whole Brianne Bateman, and the whole Lauren Gardner.

Me helping America see the real cheerleaders as human beings, especially help men keep their dicks in their pants - versus - Teresa Shear wanting me to do what KCNC does, and promote the cheerleaders (be about the cheerleaders and the cheerleading program. Promote the cheerleaders instead of do a human interest piece on the three cheerleaders - I want to know what you have to say about that bullshit.

Anyway, this is what I’ve been up to lately. Hope your November’s just peachy.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

A little on the nose, right? So we did some revisions. Check out our version here.

“Immigrant - There are many good people in America, they are not all Christian. I wanted him to have a look of shock when he realizes where the source of America’s greatness comes from as he sees Christ holding the Constitution.”

and it goes on and on….! (Satan is there, too.)

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(Click on this photo above)

I got it done at TO THE GRAVE TATTOO SHOP - 26 South Tejon Street - between Pikes Peak Avenue and Kiowa (where the original Zerbe jewelers used to be located). The artist name is Drake, and he was the one that did my tattoo. It was Last Saturday - September 19, 2009 - at 3:00pm, and it took two hours to get done.

It is a tattoo of a journalism pirate flag:

• it is a newspaper in the background
• for the crossbones, it is a pen and a pencil
• It has the skull

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“All that’s left of health care reform is a collection of piece-of-shit, weakling proposals that are preposterously expensive and contain almost nothing meaningful — and that set of proposals, meanwhile, is being negotiated down even further by the endlessly negating Group of Six. It is a fight to the finish now between Really Bad and Even Worse. And it’s virtually guaranteed to sour the public on reform efforts for years to come.”

if you haven’t already, it’s a good read.

Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

Yeah. Spend some time there and realize that, for all your minor little mental health problems (”I’m like kind of depressed or something because it’s raining …”), you have generally a working brain. This guy? Not so much.

Thanks to JS for the heads-up on this.

Oh, and—check out the comments, which to me are fascinating; the general vibe is one of wishing death and/or prison rape on Ol’ Kidnappy, which I can understand. But that many of these comments come from Christians I find interesting, since the difference between their delusions and Garrido’s are simply a matter of degree. ‘Course, they aren’t child-rapists, but they’re using God as an excuse to wish or visit harm on another—the same way Rapey Rapesalot did.