No, seriously. It's done.

I woke up on a sunny Sunday, thinking all was right with the world, and suddenly THERE WAS MORE DAVIES NEWS—specifically that JoeMyGod actually finally figured out who is he, for reals.

His name is Joey Oglesby, he's an LA actor with an improv background, and he was in a production of Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical. Also, as JoeMyGod thoughtfully pointed out, www.chopsthemovie.com has been reserved. It's morning in America.

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[ES]

Figures. I just worked up a sort of languid interest in the story, and it's over... story of my life.

[darksandal]

I'm starting to wonder if this is going to be the first viral marketing campaign to backfire.