It is snowing.

Seriously. Fuck that. I'm going to kick the Earth's ass.

The only thing that can possibly cheer me up is Donnie Davies' "The Bible Says," which is a blast from the totally far-flung past of last year. (To get caught up on the Donnie Davies thing, check here.)

Ungh. That's the stuff. I was wondering what's become of Donnie/Joel Oglesby, but it looks like his 15 minutes (or 96 hours, as it were) of internet fame are completely over, although he did play SXSW last year. The Wikipedia entry on Davies is hopelessly incomplete and still considers the whole thing to be under contention as far as being a fraud—and there's no mention of Oglesby at all. I want a follow-up!

And just because I can, I'm reposting this:

Oh, and what the hell, this too:

And miracle of miracles, my post made it stop snowing!