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Please enjoy these pictures of baby geesies.

By Newspeak Special Baby Animal Correspondent Jana in Monument Valley Park:

"It's in my blood."

Does this ...

Remind you of this?

(BTW, the first video, a trailer for Animal Planet's Groomer Has It, is a real show. No shit.)

Harry

Harry is a 6 year old Border Collie Mix looking for a good home. He has been bounced around from place to place and is hoping to find a permanent home to love him. He gets along very well with cats and dogs, but in the past he has been fearful and untrusting of some strangers. He currently lives at a boarding facility, and they have never seen any sign of problems with people. He just needs a nice, patient place to help him learn that he has a family to protect him. You can read more about Harry here.

Also, happy Easter:

Breaking: cute redhead nerd mows down tree with machine gun.

I like Mythbusters a lot. I also like the show's token bit of nerd-bait, Kari Byron. Mrow, red-headed geekstress! Here's a video of her shooting a Dillon Gatling gun at a tree. Be still, my nerd-heart.

Seeking Bowlers and Dog Lovers!

Attn: John Dicker ...

Why don't you own this already?

Help find a home for Quinn!

This boy is in a special situation, so if you or someone you know is looking for a baby and this description fits, please let us know!

I am a cuddly and loyal little boy looking for a very specific home. My brothers and sisters and I were undersocialized as babies, so I need to find a place that will help show me the world and teach me all the good things it has to offer! I am really hoping for a place where I won't be left alone for too long, and where there is a lot of room to run and play. If you have land to run in, I would be happiest! Canine friends would be fun too, and could help me adjust. I'm not sure about kids though, I would really rather have my human parents all to myself! If you think you have the right home for me, please visit www.haveanicedog.org and fill out an interest form!

Please provide hilarious caption, kthx bai.

Foster Homes Needed!

Hello everyone. All Breed Rescue & Training (www.haveanicedog.org) is in desperate need for foster homes. We have just pulled several dogs from the Humane Society and have several more waiting there. I have copied the descriptions of the dogs below. If you or anyone you know might be interested in fostering one of these guys, please reply to my e-mail address: lydia.cayton-holland@csallbreed.org. I am currently fostering one of the puppies, so I've included a picture so you can have an idea of what they look like. Thank you for reading!

1. Shih Tzu - 2-3 year old - neutered male - Black/White - ~15# - This little guy is a matted mess, but he is getting groomed tomorrow 1/30 by Sarah Haney @ Country K-9's, Thanks Sarah! He is very scared when you first meet him, and if you are not soft and quiet with him, he will act out. However, if you have patience and let him come to you, he is the sweetest, most loving little guy. He loves to play, wrestle and chase toys. He climbed onto my lap, nudged me for more attention, and gave lots of kisses. He will be a wonderful little lap dog if someone takes the time to get to know him. I pulled him from the humane society today, as it was his last day, but really need a foster home for him ASAP!

2. Five - 9 week old puppies:
They are mixed with some or all of the following breeds: Siberian Husky; Australian Shepherd; Chow Chow; Akita; and perhaps Great Pyrenees. Some of the puppies have tails and some do not. Their weight range may be as adults from 75lbs - 120lbs. These puppies need proper socialization (meaning working with them, but not overwhelming them) and someone who either has some experience working with under socialized puppies or is willing to learn step by step what to do. They will need to start in puppy class at our facility ASAP.

I have the pups listed in order of the most socialization needed to the least:

1. Brownie - Male - big boy
2. Roy - Male - big boy
3. Maria - female - big female
4. Elaina - female - 2nd smallest female
5. Polar Bear - male - big boy

These puppies have been vet checked and are all healthy, and I need them to go into foster homes by Saturday, February 2nd. Please help us save these puppies, they need great puppy raisers to help them reach their full potential and find their forever homes!

Very Important: CatGenie

While perusing the Gazette this morning online I came across an ad for the CatGenie. Needless to say, I'm posting this for The Pfef and Suedebritches. Videos are unembeddable, but priceless. So you need to go to their website. Watching them will undoubtedly change your lives.