If you were around in the wee baby infancy of the Newspeak, you might remember a little something called Totally Freedom, the right-wing t-shirt company I was going to make. It was pretty awesome. Here's one of the designs:
Is that John Elway giving a thumbs up to a soaring eagle? Why, yes. Yes, it is.
And then there's this one, which is just a little too dead-on.
Sorry—it's memory lane today.
Meet Super Pii Pii, a game for the Wii console during which you the player tries to get a never-ending stream of urine into three different toilets without spilling anything.
Posted on behalf of my good friend, Eric Whitney
Fountain problems notwithstanding, A the B does have pretty cool urinals.
Coutesy of Eric Whitney:
The High School Issue hits stands tomorrow. We've got tons of content by local high school kids, an amazing and really disturbing Biblical tract cartoon, plus all the regular features you know and love/hate/are indifferent about, printed on brightly-colored, easy-to-turn pages in 10-point font.
And, oh—if you're wondering if we've "made it," we totally have. I refer you to our mention in the Indy's Annual Manual, complete with incorrect web address, no street address and no phone number. But hey, considering how much we fuck with them, it's just desserts, I guess.
And hey, whiners, I resized this for you. Go-go dialup!
I'm not sure how I feel about this or where it came from, but this seems just the thing to upset a few of you:
More weird urinals here
Who knew that cold water could also be very hot?
I saw this object of beauty when my lovely girlfriend surprised me with tickets to the opening night of "One-man Star Wars Trilogy," a play in which Charles Ross reenacts all three of the original Star Wars movies. From the unmistakable 20th Century Fox theme to the happy end, he makes all the sound effects, runs around as space ships, and performs all the characters. Fucking hilarious. The fantastic night was capped off when this greeted me in the Gentlemens Lounge of San Francisco's Post Street Theater. Happy ending indeed!
Due in part to the Afghan bombing this morning that failed to topple the Evil One, the 9 percent drop of the Chinese market and various other factors, the Dow dropped 416 points today—the biggest NYSE hit since September 11. And, to borrow a phrase from Wonkette, Cheney hasn't looked this pleased with himself since he shot that lawyer.
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