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November 11, 2009

Happy November!

Hey, everybody. Sorry for the radio silence. We’ve been busy, what with work and the circus and space camp and stuff. So … How ’bout that 2C not passing? And fatty-bo-batty Doug Bruce finally getting his way? (I just imagine him in his shower later that night, pleasuring himself while moaning, “Oh god, no rain tax. Oh, that’s right. It feels so good. Small government. Oh, golly ….” I imagine this because I hate my brain.)

Anyway, this is what I’ve been up to lately. Hope your November’s just peachy.

Posted by: Aaron Retka in Uncategorized | Permalink | 2 Comments

October 20, 2009

i feel like this sometimes

Posted by: The Finn in Hi, I'm a Moron! | Permalink | 4 Comments

October 9, 2009

One Nation, Continued

http://board.vivalavinyl.org/thread/view/98075/&p=13

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

Posted by: Andrew Hutchison in Uncategorized | Permalink | 6 Comments

October 6, 2009

One Nation …

So you saw Barb’s post about this painting:

A little on the nose, right? So we did some revisions. Check out our version here.

Posted by: Aaron Retka in Uncategorized | Permalink | 8 Comments

Jesus & the Constitution…Art?

Here’s your “wow, really?” moment for the day.

“Immigrant - There are many good people in America, they are not all Christian. I wanted him to have a look of shock when he realizes where the source of America’s greatness comes from as he sees Christ holding the Constitution.”

and it goes on and on….! (Satan is there, too.)

Posted by: Barb Van Hoy in Art, Haggard: Gay, Mashups, Religion | Permalink | 4 Comments

September 23, 2009

My Very First Tattoo - SCOOP

(Click on this photo above)

I got it done at TO THE GRAVE TATTOO SHOP - 26 South Tejon Street - between Pikes Peak Avenue and Kiowa (where the original Zerbe jewelers used to be located). The artist name is Drake, and he was the one that did my tattoo. It was Last Saturday - September 19, 2009 - at 3:00pm, and it took two hours to get done.

It is a tattoo of a journalism pirate flag:

it is a newspaper in the background
for the crossbones, it is a pen and a pencil
It has the skull

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September 9, 2009

another great article by taibbi

rolling stone’s matt taibbi once again tells it to us straight…

“All that’s left of health care reform is a collection of piece-of-shit, weakling proposals that are preposterously expensive and contain almost nothing meaningful — and that set of proposals, meanwhile, is being negotiated down even further by the endlessly negating Group of Six. It is a fight to the finish now between Really Bad and Even Worse. And it’s virtually guaranteed to sour the public on reform efforts for years to come.”

if you haven’t already, it’s a good read.

Posted by: The Finn in Uncategorized | Permalink | 3 Comments

August 31, 2009

Whee!

It doesn’t matter if he’s using one razor-sharp axe or seven.

Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

Posted by: Aaron Retka in Uncategorized | Permalink | 1 Comment

August 28, 2009

The ultimate home-schooling.

Say! Let’s say, for just a moment, that you are an insane convicted rapist who has kidnapped an 11-year-old, chained her in your back yard and then, over the next 18 years, fathered two kids by her. You are also (quelle surprise!) a religious fanatic who believes that God speaks through you—since, you know, God is pretty much all about raping tweens. How would you get things off your chest? Duh—you’d write a blog.

Yeah. Spend some time there and realize that, for all your minor little mental health problems (”I’m like kind of depressed or something because it’s raining …”), you have generally a working brain. This guy? Not so much.

Thanks to JS for the heads-up on this.

Oh, and—check out the comments, which to me are fascinating; the general vibe is one of wishing death and/or prison rape on Ol’ Kidnappy, which I can understand. But that many of these comments come from Christians I find interesting, since the difference between their delusions and Garrido’s are simply a matter of degree. ‘Course, they aren’t child-rapists, but they’re using God as an excuse to wish or visit harm on another—the same way Rapey Rapesalot did.

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August 21, 2009

Dear Colorado Springs …

Thank you so much for buying the sculpture titled Trailblazer, by Fred Darpino. By demonstrating such vision, you have ensured that we, the people of Colorado Springs, now own the very worst piece of public art in the entire world (perhaps the universe!). Carpe diem, Coz! Keep reachin’ for the middle!